Why do men go to Penrith?

Well there's your answer! If you don't know what I am talking about, read the yellow warning sign!

The Baby of the Future!

Wouldn't it just be sooooo nice?

Nah don't need em personally!

!!

Say no more!

Hmmmm! 

Let go pooch!

Rudolf won't take any crap! 

Just how Prouncer likes it!

Kinky Claus! 

Better watch out....

Santa Claus is coming to town! 

Poor old santa!

 

This is why....

This is why you shouldn't get drunk beyond comprehension with your mates around! 

How you can tell...

How you can tell who's at work by checking the car park! 

So that's what they do...

So thats what they do in the house of commons to stay awake?

 

Driving Carefully?

NOT!

Sharp Sign!

Oh and by the way, the bridge is out too!

No Trespassing!

EEK! Almost as good as customer complaints! (See archive for the reference)

STOP!

Why you stopped? I said No stopping! EVER!

Quick Beer

Rang the wife to let her know I was coming for a quick half a pint with you!

He aint a fried egg, he's my brother!

Even if I dont know you... Heres a kiss!

Fill it up please

Forget filling the tank, fill the register.

UK Fuel Pumps Upgrade

Fuel prices in UK rocketing out of control. Is this the pump of the near future?