Let go pooch!

Rudolf won't take any crap! 

Just how Prouncer likes it!

Kinky Claus! 

Better watch out....

Santa Claus is coming to town! 

Poor old santa!

 

This is why....

This is why you shouldn't get drunk beyond comprehension with your mates around! 

How you can tell...

How you can tell who's at work by checking the car park! 

So that's what they do...

So thats what they do in the house of commons to stay awake?

 

Driving Carefully?

NOT!

Sharp Sign!

Oh and by the way, the bridge is out too!

No Trespassing!

EEK! Almost as good as customer complaints! (See archive for the reference)

STOP!

Why you stopped? I said No stopping! EVER!

Quick Beer

Rang the wife to let her know I was coming for a quick half a pint with you!

He aint a fried egg, he's my brother!

Even if I dont know you... Heres a kiss!

Fill it up please

Forget filling the tank, fill the register.

UK Fuel Pumps Upgrade

Fuel prices in UK rocketing out of control. Is this the pump of the near future?

Child Storage

The easy child storage system... Just put it up and hang em' on it... SORTED!

Portable Satellite Navigation and TV system.

This new discreet portable system detects speed cameras from up to 600 miles, and can calculate your journey from your house to several thousands of miles away. Also this system picks up worldwide television channels. FITS IN YER POCKET!

Rambo Ninja Kitten

Tooled up to the nines... Don't mess with Ninja Kitty

Shhhh. Its a secret...

Mum's the word... Shhh!

Super Squirrel

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! Its a SUPER squirrel INNIT!

Identity Crisis

(ROUGH VOICE) I told you... I AM A TIGER!

Too Tired

Too tired to find my bed... so I just sleep in my dinner!

Relief or Shock?

Say no more!

Storm-pooper

Even the empire clones need to relieve themselves!

Boobies!

Ooops! You boobed out on that one!

Super-Cat

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! Its SUPER-CAT!

Wondering hands beware!

Hedgehog boobs... Safety bra... Watch those spikes!!!

Human Car Jack

Inflate to safely lift car.

She has a huge pussy!

WOWEEEE! That is a huge pussy!

Not what it seems!

Naughty nuns, or functional seating? Look carefully, this isn't what it looks like!

I'm the daddy in this blog!

Yeah? Come on then... Me and you... Outside NOW!

Overload

Hey, I think we need a heavier donkey!

Wiggy Doggy

Do you think it suits me? Does it make me look like a lion? Hmmm, maybe I'll try the blonde one!

Ladies only...

Sorry! No ugly women allowed!

OUCH! I'm stuck.

Can somebody please help me get this thing off of my nose!

Come and have an anal exam!

Lexington Middle School of what? Proctology?

Unfortunate name or bad player?

Hmmmm!

Say AHHHHHHHH!

Do they look sore? They feel sore. Do they look inflamed? They're sore, might go and see the doc.

I'm Free, I'm Free...

D'oh!

The first pictures of planet Mars

So it is concluded that there is definately no intelligent life on Mars afterall. no sign, none, not a sausage!

Clown attack...

Boom boom!

Complaints department

Well... Would you complain?