I'm the daddy in this blog!

Yeah? Come on then... Me and you... Outside NOW!

Overload

Hey, I think we need a heavier donkey!

Wiggy Doggy

Do you think it suits me? Does it make me look like a lion? Hmmm, maybe I'll try the blonde one!

Ladies only...

Sorry! No ugly women allowed!

OUCH! I'm stuck.

Can somebody please help me get this thing off of my nose!

Come and have an anal exam!

Lexington Middle School of what? Proctology?

Unfortunate name or bad player?

Hmmmm!

Say AHHHHHHHH!

Do they look sore? They feel sore. Do they look inflamed? They're sore, might go and see the doc.

I'm Free, I'm Free...

D'oh!

The first pictures of planet Mars

So it is concluded that there is definately no intelligent life on Mars afterall. no sign, none, not a sausage!

Clown attack...

Boom boom!

Complaints department

Well... Would you complain?

Content Kitty

Mmmmmmmmm!

A sign from above?

Could this be the sign we've been waiting for?

What?

What? Can't you see I'm busy!

Kitten power - Definately my pic of the day!

Now this just shows who has the REAL power. See how the cute kitty overpowers the strong soldier? He didn't have a chance. This was taken just before the kitty pulled out his M60 assault rifle!

Frozen frollicks! LOL

Now thats what you call a snowman, woman, erm... people. A bit of frosty fun!

Dog in disguise

Aha, this disguise is perfect. Maybe I can sleep in peace now! Hr hr hr.

Giant Kitten Warning!

Giant kitten terrorises local folk. Family missing, presumed eaten!

I can fly... I can fly... I can fly!

Wow! Check out this hover cat. New model available in all good pet stores!

Wazuuuuuuuuuuuup!

Found this one on the web somewhere. Can't remember where exactly, had it for some time. But if you see this and its yours, leave a comment and let me know. It's a great pic!

Look just leave me alone!

That had to be the biggest bloody mouse I have ever eaten! Just leave me for a while, while I try to digest!

Enter the sand man.

I created this sand sculpture on a beach in the south of Italy during my summer holidays. While my son was busy building a humungous sand castle, I thought I would exercise my artistic nature and do this... I thought it was pretty good! A little wierd but hey, it helps time pass in the sun!

Take me to your leader!

OK, not all the pictures I post to my blog will be taken on my phone!